Mangal Blog

Where is God?

2009-07-06T16:16:00.001+05:30

Two little boys, aged 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents

know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,
"What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time."

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"GOD is missing, and they think we did it !"

Source : Forwarded Mail

August 7, 2009,at 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds

2009-07-03T10:31:00.001+05:30

So what’s so special about this date and time?

On August 7, 2009,at 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds , the time and date will be :
12:34:56 07/08/09
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
This will never happen in your life again!!!!

Ladies please hear this!

2009-06-04T14:47:00.001+05:30

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I must admit, it’s pretty good) We always hear ‘ the rules ‘ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

The Sweet Coffee!!

2009-04-30T00:10:00.001+05:30

An amazing Love Story.

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after
her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the
party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but
due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was
too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please,
let me go home.....

suddenly he asked the waiter. 'would you please give me
some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee..'
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he
put the salt in his coffee and drank it.

She asked him curiously, “why you have this hobby? “

He replied: 'when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there'.

While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can
tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,
has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about
her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice
talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.

They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets
all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was
such a good person but she almost missed him!

Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess
married to the prince, then they were living the happy life....

And every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she
knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: 'My
dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie.. This was the only lie I
said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so
nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste... But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again'.

Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's
the taste of salty coffee?
“It's sweet.” She replied.

Source : Forwarded Mail.

The Superstitious President!!

2009-04-25T13:57:00.001+05:30

Here is my Puzzle Of the day. I already posted 3 puzzles, you can find them under the Puzzles category on blog. For answers or any queries you can contact me on my mail mangal.pardeshi@indiamvps.net.

Puzzle -

Mr. Fisher is a night watchman in a large company. On a certain morning when Mr. Fisher wants to go home, his boss tells him: "I'll go for a business trip to Norway. Tomorrow I will depart from Heathrow airport." Mr. Fisher however advises him to take a boat. "Why should I?" asked the president. "This night I dreamed that the plane to Norway crashes, just before it will land," is the response. The president smiles first, but since he is pretty superstitious he decides to take the boat. When he arrives in Norway, he is told that the plane which he should have taken had crashed. When the president returns from the trip, he gives a big reward to Mr. Fisher and immediately fires him. Why?

New 10 Rupee coin

2009-04-22T18:13:00.001+05:30

The Reserve Bank of India will shortly put new coins of Rs.10/- into circulation.

This design has been prepared by National Institute of Design, Ahmadabad with the theme of Unity in Diversity. The outer side metal is Nickel-Bronze and the inner side metal is Ferrous Steel. The weight of the coin would be 8 grams and the diameter would be 28 mm.

See the press release :

Too Cool!!

2009-04-22T17:46:00.001+05:30

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines

him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment

early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony

door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I

saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I

strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked

bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ..Today was the first day at my new job. I

forgot to set my alarm and ! was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same

time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again
asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

That’s the Joke Of the day for you.

ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE

2009-04-20T13:20:00.001+05:30

You Can’t Recover...

The Stone... ...after Shot!

The Word... ...after Pronounced!

The Occasion... ... after Lost!

The Time... ...after Gone!

SO... ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE.

What is the color of person A's cap?

2009-04-16T13:21:00.001+05:30

Puzzle Of the day.

I already posted 2 puzzles on my blog. You can find them here – Puzzles. Here is another puzzle on the list from my side. For answers you can contact me on mangal.pardeshi@indiamvps.net .

In a small village in the middle of nowhere, a dacoit caught three persons A, B & C. One day, the crazy dacoit takes them out and places them in a line on three chairs, in such a way that person C can see both person A and person B, person B can see only person A, and person A can see none of the other persons. The dacoit shows them 5 caps, 2 of which are black and 3 of which are white. After this, he blindfolds all the 3 persons, places one cap on each of their heads, and removes the blindfolds again. The dacoit tells these three persons that if any one of them is able to determine the color of his cap within one minute, all of them are released. Otherwise, they will all be executed. None of the persons can see his own cap, and all are intelligent. After 59 seconds, person A shouts out the (correct) color of his cap!

The Question: What is the color of person A's cap, and how does he know?

Mangal

2009-04-14T22:03:00.001+05:30

Back in 17 minutes

2009-03-30T22:23:00.001+05:30

Puzzle Of the day.

Here is second puzzle on the list from my side. For answers you can contact me on mangal.pardeshi@indiamvps.net . Don’t put your answers here.

"U2" has a concert that starts in 17 minutes and they must all cross a bridge to get there. All four men begin on the same side of the bridge. You must help them across to the other side. It is night. There is one flashlight. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them.
The flashlight must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc.
Each band member walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower man's pace:
* Bono: - 1 minute to cross
* Edge: - 2 minutes to cross
* Adam: - 5 minutes to cross
* Larry: - 10 minutes to cross
For example: if Bono and Larry walk across first, 10 minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge. If Larry then returns with the flashlight, a total of 20 minutes have passed and you have failed the mission.
Notes: There is no trick behind this. It is the simple movement of resources in the appropriate order. There are two known answers to this problem.

Label : Puzzle of the day.

Yahoo!!!

2009-03-27T21:51:00.001+05:30

Do you know the what does Yahoo means in www.yahoo.com ?

Well for your surprise YAHOO is an abbreviation. And the full form Yahoo is

Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.

This is the Gyan of the day for you.

What's wrong with the story?

2009-03-26T22:34:00.001+05:30

I get immense joy in solving the puzzles. Its one of my passion.

So I thought of putting some interesting Puzzles on blog. I will try to put only puzzles which I solved by myself without anyone’s help. For knowing the answer first you have to post your answer, with explanation of course. It is correct or not I will let you know by a private mail. Or if you want to know the answer anyway, you can send me a request, I’ll mail you the answer.

So here is the 1st puzzle for you -

Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories.
Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription

"To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership.

World War I.

From the Men of 8th Battalion."

Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"

So what's wrong with the story? Why Captain Frank thinks that story is not true?

My mail id is – mangal.pardeshi@indiamvps.net

Category– Puzzle Of the day.

Why Love Is Blind?

2009-03-18T21:31:00.001+05:30

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room. Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek.

"Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started to count:
One, two, three..." As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding. "Treason" hid in a pile of garbage.. "Lie " said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake. And Madness continued to count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..." By this time, all the qualities were already hidden-except "Love ".

For stupid as "Love " is, he could not decide where to hide.

And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide "Love".

"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when "Madness" got to one hundred..... ....."Love" jumped into a rose bush where he hid.

And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I'm coming!" As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because "Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all - except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.

Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness ": "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush."

"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes.

Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened. He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love" has become blind because of u... ..u shall always be with him"

And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.!

Source : Forwarded Mail.